i love these sopping wet beasts
P Craig Russell
You're unable to 🥺 out of this one whore.
can't tell if this is meant to be sexual but i immediately imagined the irs saying this to me
i’d love to study you
Earth broadcasts its location to the greater universe. Almost immediately, first contact is initiated - not by benevolent beings or warmongering conquerors, but by alien salesmen, telemarketers, and scam artists.
no bc this video has me in TEARS it looks like a sketch or a bit or a fucking tiktok but no that woman is legitimately fighting for her life while this bitch records some socmed segment for a ski resort
[No, it's not Korean, it's not Chinese, it's not Mexican. Eventually, he said, We’re going to have to get married]
